How to get a big penis

What is the average penis size?
The average penis size when erect is only 5.7" to 6". Over 90% of men posses this size.

Worlds biggest penis - was it John Holmes?
John Holmes penis was 12 inches long when erect and 8 1/2' when limp. The world record penis length is 13 1/2 inches long and a massive 6 1/4 inch circumference.

How do I get a longer penis?
Well, don't shove it in a pile of horse shit - It ain't a plant you know. So here are the methods to get a big long fat cock.

The traditional way
This is the way Amazon Tribes and some African tribes use to make their penis big. It works best when the person is still very young - but will still work no matter what your age. What you do is attach a heavy rock or stone to a piece of rope/string - whatever, then hang the heavy stone from your penis. Walking about with a heavy stone hanging from your penis may hurt it but it really does stretch it. That's why the tribes mentioned have used this method for thousands of years.

The scientific way
Way One... As everyone knows the human body is just a load of chemicals bunched together. Genes determine the height of a person - but they can also determine the size of your penis. So if daddy has a tiny willie you can expect the same too. But don't cry yet. Scientists using hormones can alter the height of a person to make them taller than they would have been. In the same way they can also give you medications to make your penis bigger than it would have been if nature had taken its course.

Penis operations
By this I DON'T mean transplanting the penis from a well endowed man who has died to you. In the U.S.A. an operation can be done to lengthen your penis. It costs approximately 7000 dollars. It can make you longer by anything from three quarters of an inch to two inches. What they do is snip the suspensory ligaments which attaches the penis to your body, which allows the penis to hang freely and subsequently lengthens it. They also inject fat from your body into the penis making it thicker too. You're still able to get a proper hard-on and the doctor who performs the operation (who was speaking on "This Morning" on ITV) said that out of the thousands of operations he has performed only one or two were unsatisfactory in that they didn't make the penis grow longer.

Short back and sides for your cock
If you don't have the stomach for an operation and you don't fancy the idea of walking about with a heavy stone on your penis then you could always shave some of the pubic hair from around your penis to make the shaft look longer. (Hmmmmm)

The penis extension kit
Yep, that's right. You can get a plastic thingy that attaches onto the end of your manhood. They're usually about two inches long and can be found advertised in most porn mags. If you are really serious about obtaining a bigger penis then you should check out penis extenders.

The developer
Penis developers, like extension kits, can be found in the pages of most porno mags. What they are is a tube in which you place your prized organ into, then you use a pump to pump it around your penis nice n tight so as to stretch it and make your penis longer (I think it works just like the pump when you're getting your blood pressure taken).

How do I know if my cock is big enough?
According to various articles I came across in my research the average length of a penis is anything between five and six and a half inches. So if you're shorter than that start worrying... I'm not a poof so I don't go around measuring peoples penises, so we will just have to take those magazine articles word for it!

Do women prefer a big penis?
We are built to enjoy sex, and generally speaking there are very few individuals whose dimensions prevent them from enjoying sex with their chosen partner. When men and women are asked what makes good sex, they rate tenderness, consideration and foreplay above your cock size. Be sure to check out these penis articles for some fascinating information on the human male penis.

Does one size condom fit all penises?
Fortunately condoms are not all the same size and shape.
Condom too big - it may slip off or become damaged during intercourse
Condom too small - it will be uncomfortable, and could split
Condom not long enough to cover the whole penis - the collar of the condom may roll up or the condom could be be pulled off during intercourse.

Penis enlargement exercises
Penis enlargement exercises are a popular option with many men who lack the time, the money or the inclination to try other male enhancement approaches. It is well known that some men view traction devices with distrust, while others are leery of pills. One really can't blame others for refusing to swallow the first penis enlargement pills they come across on the specialized market. It's only natural to be cautious when deciding whether to try something new or not, especially when dealing with products whose effectiveness is many times in doubt.

Still, penis enlargement exercises are the best option for both the cautious user and the beginner. You can never know exactly how pills are interfering with your system, but exercises are quite something else. The path from a small or average penis to a bigger and meatier one that dangles proudly between your legs is much more simple when every exercise is explained to you in advance. Not to mention that you are in full charge at all times, since you decide how long the exercise would take and can put an end to it anytime you like.

Beginners who aren't sure what penis enlargement is and does can learn the basic principles a lot quicker with the help of this natural male enhancement approach. The exercises help to acquaint the user with the function of blood-flow, how to measure the penis size, how to help the tissues grow and the only fully natural way of getting a larger penis. Penis exercises, like the amazing Penis Health program, are really the best way of becoming acquainted with the concepts and aims of the male enhancement trend.